Sliced Apples

• Texans Hope Is Not Cheap September 2, 2026
  Football is officially here, and the boys are entering the season exactly how you’d expect: fired up, slightly delusional, and already financially invested. Alex opens the episode showing off his new Texans City Edition CJ Stroud jersey, which leads to a full breakdown of jersey etiquette, the pressure of spending real money on a player, […]
• The Most Wonderful Time of the Year August 26, 2026
  Football is officially back, and the boys are fully awake again. Alex and David open the episode by celebrating the most wonderful time of the year before taking a quick detour into Alex’s most difficult dietary realization: he can give up almost anything, but he will never be strong enough to give up bread. From […]
• Marvel’s Back and Football’s Close August 13, 2026
  The boys are back from the summer sports dead zone, and things are finally starting to heat up again. Alex and David open with baseball chaos, the Dodgers continuing to build a superteam, whether MLB is getting pushed toward a salary cap, and the Astros quietly making their usual second-half climb. Then it’s time for […]
• Viva España, RIP the Parlay July 22, 2026
  The boys are back, and Alex opens the episode by admitting he did the most dangerous thing a sports fan can do: put the house on Messi. After Spain takes down Argentina in the World Cup Final, Alex and David break down the pain of bad soccer bets, Messi finishing with zero shots on goal, […]
• Legal Loopholes and Leg Injuries July 15, 2026
  The boys are back, and Alex opens the episode with a dangerous discovery: DraftKings has somehow entered his life in Texas through the magical world of “trades,” “event contracts,” and legal loophole chaos. Alex and David break down the difference between betting, trading, prediction markets, Kalshi, Polymarket, and why being able to gamble on everything […]
• Messi, McGregor, and Microtransactions July 10, 2026
  The boys are back after a week off, and David opens things up with a brutal dose of realism from College Football 27: taking Texas A&M to 10–1, sitting at No. 2 in the country, and still somehow finding a way to collapse at the end of the season. From there, Alex and David dive […]