Sliced Apples

• The Bye Week We Desperately Needed October 28, 2026
  The boys finally made it to the bye week — and for once, not having Texas A&M or the Texans play might be the best possible outcome. Alex and David open by trying to make sense of another Aggie loss, a brief stretch of competent Marcel Reed football, and a season that has officially gone […]
• Everybody Makes the Playoffs Now October 16, 2026
  The boys are back, and Texas A&M football has officially reached the “what do we even do now?” stage of the season. Mike Elko is frustrated, the offense can’t score, Marcel Reed looks completely lost, and Alex and David spend the opening stretch debating whether it’s finally time to hand the keys to Brady Hart […]
• The Get Back Episode October 7, 2026
  The boys are back, and Alex returns from Dallas with one major conclusion: Houston is still better. After a weekend that included a Stars game, questionable Mexican food, and a renewed appreciation for H-Town, Alex and David debate Houston vs. Dallas, why Houston desperately needs an NHL team, and why every Texas sports city should […]
• Play Callers Are Ruining Our Lives September 30, 2026
  The boys are back, and unfortunately for Texas A&M, so is the pain. Alex opens the episode collecting receipts after warning that the Aggies weren’t covering against LSU, which turns into a full postmortem on Marcel Reed, the offensive line, the play calling, and whether A&M’s problems are bigger than just one quarterback. From there, […]
• NFL Week 2 Panic Buttons and Bad Bets September 24, 2026
  The boys are back, and David is officially settled in Houston just in time for a full weekend of football, unpacking boxes, and questionable emotional stability. Alex and David open with moving stories, Texans jersey talk, and the return of eight-and-four anxiety before diving straight into Texas A&M’s brutal loss to Kentucky. From there, it’s […]
• Texans Hope Is Not Cheap September 2, 2026
  Football is officially here, and the boys are entering the season exactly how you’d expect: fired up, slightly delusional, and already financially invested. Alex opens the episode showing off his new Texans City Edition CJ Stroud jersey, which leads to a full breakdown of jersey etiquette, the pressure of spending real money on a player, […]