Sliced Apples

• UFC 327 Banger, Play-In Drama, and Master's Recap April 17, 2026
  Most guys are too scared to rock a Freddie Mercury stache—but not our guy! This episode is your ultimate neck-shaver’s guide to mustaches, must-see basketball, and the wildest UFC fights of the year. Spoiler: grow out that stash if you want to look like Freddie Mercury or just a guy who’s REALLY committed to his […]
• Charmin Ultra Strong and Master's Week April 9, 2026
  Brace yourself—most of us are walking around with underwear or socks that are just, well, entirely wrong for our bodies and egos. Turns out, your fashion misery might not be your fault; it could be that society, stores, and even your grandma are secretly conspiring against your swagger. In this hilarious roast of everything from […]
• Relationship Weight and the Classic IPA Guy April 2, 2026
  Most of us spend hours debating whether we're an IPA guy, a Coors guy, or just plain confused about how much weight we gain when we find love. But what if that fluffy, hazy stigma about the "IPA guy" was just a myth? Our hosts dig into the truth behind craft beer snobbery, the joy […]
• Cinderella Who? David's New Football Love and NBA Playoffs Loading March 26, 2026
  Brace yourself for a sports-filled jog with a dash of tech debates, a sprinkle of streaming snobbery, and a whole lot of March Madness madness. Perfect for those who love their sports hot, their gadgets cooler, and their takes a bit sarcastic. Because who doesn’t want to hear about flag football, NBA playoffs, and the […]
• USA Baseball Letdown and March Madness Preview March 19, 2026
  Most of us are simply trying to keep up with baseball’s latest phenom, Paul Skeens, who’s throwing 100+ mph pitches like it’s an everyday grocery run. But what if I told you the real magic isn’t just in Skeens’ filthy stuff—it’s in how the game is STARTING to take itself seriously again, and that it’s […]
• Crosby Denied, NFL Bag Chasers, and UFC's Letdown March 11, 2026
  Most NFL trades hit a snag and suddenly everyone’s story turns into a Netflix drama. Imagine waiting for a record-breaking Max Crosby deal—only for it to get derailed by a knee-jerk physical fail. Yep, the ripple effects of a failed physical can turn a blockbuster into a “bye-bye, all done” in seconds. If you’ve ever […]